hi everyone. my lifes shitty again. so im back.

stimmystuffs:

me, standing in the middle of a pentagram I’ve drawn using my own blood, candles burning around me, on the top of a mountain during a full moon, voice slightly muffled by the ram’s skull I’m wearing over my head: so…is he into me?

the demon I’ve summoned: just fucking talk to him man

i-raised-you-danker-than-this:

yungbara:

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

well have i got some news for you

screaming-ponies-mother-fuck:

hypeswap:

*remembers how homestuck ended with like 90% unresolved plot threads and character arcs and dies*

At least Dave is bi

997:

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

enecoo:

im-not-sogrump:

enecoo:

No more Tedtalk, only Skittytalk

What does skitty have to tell us?

orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

broadstreets:

dukewolber:

damianmcgintleman:

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell